Even the people who just got a new computer, new degree or a new
boyfriend have the right to feel depressed. In this manual, you will
find the practical instructions to get away from your depression. Don’t
worry! Everyone feels like you every once in a while or maybe more
often.
Step 1: Turn your radio on and find a jazz music station. It will reduce the likelihood that you kill someone.
Step
2: Wash the dirty dishes from yesterday. Never use a dishwasher even
if you have one. Don’t forget water is good for getting rid of the
aggression.
Step 3: If it doesn’t feel any better, go back to step 1. Pay more attention to the details this time.
Step 4: Light up a cigarette. If you are a non-smoker, just pretend smoking and never inhale the smoke.
Step
5: Don’t turn your mobile off. Just don’t answer. That will make the
callers angrier, hence there will be less happy people on the world. You
are not alone anymore!
Step 6: Find a dark movie to watch. You’ll surprise to see how fast it will improve your mood to see the dramas other people.
Step
7: Now you are ready to go out and spread your depression on others. If
it is too late to go out, simply write a manual that gives instructions
on how to get rid of the depression…
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