So many people are talking
in my mind. Are they crazy or am I the one who is craziest? I am just a poor human being having heaps of stuff to do, however who prefers occupying her
mind with all these famous people. If you ask whether I am
famous or not, maybe I have the so-called “hope against hope” getting
famous by the help of these celebrity creatures who you can’t see on TV or some
popular magazine.
Let’s get to know our actor
and actress of today:
Adam or Adem or Soil or the
Man: definitely a loser in my eyes. the one who ate the forbidden fruit. was it
really an apple? (I wouldn’t exchange the garden of eden with a red and
goodlooking apple, however for a nice basket of delicious smelling strawberry,
I could consider this offer.) It took him some time to recover his sorrow about
this expulsion stuff. Nowadays, he is enjoying his retirement days with his
wife Eve in their nice house with swimming pool, watching regularly TV to see
how/what their millions of kids doing on earth, having his daily problems but
never giving up being a macho.
Eve or Havva or the Living
One: the
first unlucky woman. there are millions of men still in the belief that she was
created from one of the ribs of Adam. Probably, she was aware of Lilith (Adam’s
first wife), I think she had to say yes to Adam because there was a serious
lack of men at that time. She is spending her retirement days in the same house
with her macho husband Adam. She got used to hear the everyday-blames of
feminists on her. This doesn’t disturb her anymore.
Battle of Adam and Eve (or scientifically known as
Battle of Sexes)
Eve
: Why does Adam fall asleep after sex?
Leyner & Goldberg : Eve, well you know, it is better first you buy
our book. Allright, buddy? You know, this copyright in US. We know, you are
going to buy (some emotional teasing, is it something very american or?) so we
will try to help you, our friend.
Leyner & Goldberg: “There are many hormonal changes that occur
with orgasm and some of these changes may offer an explanation for why men fall
asleep.” (so put all the charges on hormones, men, your lucky day today!)
Adam’s turn…
Adam
: Why does Eve pee more than me? I always
have to wait in front of the bathroom and it can sometimes be very painful, you
know.
Leyner & Goldberg: “This is because men have a larger bladder
capacity. That means smaller bladders of the ladies.”
Leyner & Goldberg: one last question, ok? Eve’s turn…
Eve
: Why does Adam never listen to
me?
Leyner & Goldberg: “Scientific studies show that for men the
female voice is more complex and more difficult to hear and understand.”
So it is not fault of Adam. He is incapable of listening you. Maybe you can
change your voice or something.
(Men are obviously supporting each other thinks Eve and so do I)
Adam & Eve :
Thanks a lot Leyner and Goldberg! You are good sons of us. We are proud of you!
Leyner & Goldberg: It was our pleasure! See ya around! Ciao!
Edit:
1. The BOOK: Why Do Men Fall Asleep After Sex: More Questions You’d Ask a
Doctor After Your Third Whisky Sour by Mark Leyner and Billy Md
Goldberg, Three Rivers Press
(I haven’t read the first book of them called “Why Do Men Have
Nipples?” yet. But this second book helped me quite a lot to reset myself
after reading too many nice novels. Why did I mean with resetting?
Absolutely, gaining the energy to restart reading some nice novels.)
2. The PAINTING: “Adam and Eve” (1912) by Marc Chagall (Well, he is
famous but I don’t know him very well. All I know is he took inspiration from
Belarusian folk-life and portrayed many biblical themes reflecting his Jewish
Heritage.)
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